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ROBAMNEY 2012 - Choice of the elites.

It's A Sad State Of Affairs -


VOTE DEMOCRAT - Because working is for suckers.


TAGS: jobs obamacare complain office campaign
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RonaldReagan - March 22, 2015, 2:19 pm
heh...heh...Whoops. Hit enter once too many times. I'm cam-plaining about Obummer now - in stereo. Given how hard of hearing he is, maybe we need to turn the volume up. Think everyone will give me a pass
RonaldReagan - March 22, 2015, 2:16 pm
Barry still cam-plains well - and he's not even running for office anymore
RonaldReagan - March 22, 2015, 2:16 pm
Barry still cam-plains well - and he's not even running for office anymore

NEVER MIND - Lib Politifakes When Faced With Facts

O- BAAAA-MAAAAA - self-explanatory


TAGS: obama bs decoder ring
Rating: 4.09/5

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RonaldReagan - February 15, 2014, 3:54 pm
Obama is so full of it, not sure his ring will do the job. Drink your Ovaltine, Obama voters!
RonaldReagan - February 15, 2014, 3:53 pm
A keeper. Sending this to my daughter. She loves this movie.

Hillary's Spinmeisters -

IT'S OK TO DEGRADE WOMEN - If You're A Comedian, The Women Are Conservative, And You Donated $1,000,000.00 to Obama.

TAGS: schummer hypocrisy obama libs maher
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inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 8:57 pm
It's fun watching liberal grow a conscience

ILLEGAL ALIENS - Referring to them as "undocumented workers" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist".

MAINSTREAM MEDIA - Marching In Lockstep With The Current Administration For Far Too Long


liberals -


TAGS: vik bsttaile republican obama
Rating: 4.44/5

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vbattaile - September 3, 2012, 7:31 pm
Evict the Focker!!!
vbattaile - September 3, 2012, 7:31 pm
Duh Bro Gotta Go!

AMERICA - We are number one.

TAGS: america repubs dems politics statistics
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twill1962 - December 25, 2013, 8:11 pm
All those statistics are based on absolute numbers and not on population. On a per capita basis, the US isn't even in the top 25 for violent crimes, while England is in the top 5 in the EU.
OTC - December 2, 2013, 1:39 pm
Forgot about the censorship here, spaces added- http://www.statisticbrain.com/r a p e-statistics/
OTC - December 2, 2013, 1:36 pm
McDonalds is an American franchised restaurant for 12 years before it opened its first international store. so why wouldn't we have more than any other nations? So whats the point of that statistic?
OTC - December 2, 2013, 1:29 pm
And divorce rate title goes to- http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records-11000/highest-divorce-rate/
OTC - December 2, 2013, 1:23 pm
How about this for instance- http://www.statisticbrain.com/ra**-statistics/
crankyhead - November 30, 2013, 8:55 pm
Is it too much to ask you to reference that data, bird?
OTC - November 29, 2013, 1:10 am
Shh, its a liberal thing to demonize America, facts don't matter.
birddseedd - November 28, 2013, 10:40 pm
Actually, most of these statistics arnt true. look at real data before making claims.


TAGS: obsma
Rating: 4.67/5

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blesic - August 29, 2014, 12:29 pm
They sure were right wingers. Thank goodness they're all dead.
StoneTools - August 27, 2013, 11:19 am
So the belief that obama is the messiah and can do no wrong because he's a liberal is not your evading the truth and facts? If bush had done exactly the things that obama has done, you would be first in line to call him a dictator.
Renza - August 27, 2013, 10:38 am
So the belief that someone else is blind is why you're paranoia is telling you that obama is soon to be the dictator overlord? Alas no, I would be willing to call someone a dictator if in fact they were one, or at least adequately resembled one.
StoneTools - August 27, 2013, 9:06 am
No, it's because you are blind and would only be willing to call someone a dictator if the same thing was being done by a republican.
Renza - August 26, 2013, 11:39 pm
That's because you're paranoid
StoneTools - August 26, 2013, 11:34 pm
Starting to sound like he's getting closer and closer to dictatorship to me
StoneTools - August 26, 2013, 11:33 pm
Renza - August 21, 2013, 3:24 am
That's a good question StoneTools, you should simply ask him when he kicks in your door to take your guns in a few minutes... Overlord Obama has mandated the search and seizure of all firearms.
StoneTools - August 20, 2013, 9:45 am
hey crankypants, where's the name of the heavily armed soldier that participated in surrounding hasan?
Renza - August 20, 2013, 1:10 am
It seemed that way at first, at this point it's more of a statement against the effectiveness of the education system.
crankyhead - August 18, 2013, 4:56 pm
ST is sooooo adorable when he pretends to know stuff.
Renza - August 16, 2013, 8:43 pm
If congress has power (regardless of their willingness or competence to use it) then by definition, the president cannot be a dictator. To suggest that he is "approaching" that, is still just ridiculous paranoia and vague conspiracy hypothesis.
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 8:32 pm
to do with whether or not obama is approaching dictatorship?
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 8:30 pm
Having a feeling doesn't make it so. You have some source that says that he actually did do it? As far as congress, what difference does it make? They are weak and ineffective and can't get their heads out of their collective a**es. What does that have
Renza - August 16, 2013, 8:17 pm
I have a feeling at least Stalin killed some people. So by that a***ogy, every officer in the military is also a dictator. Side note... where exactly does congress fit into your reality if obama controlls everything? are they just old peps hanging out?
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 8:15 pm
ok, since Hitler didn't actually kill anyone or cross the border into poland, etc, you can't call him a dictator. Or Stalin, Chavez, Castro, all the same, but dictators all the same.
Renza - August 16, 2013, 8:14 pm
So, to make sure I understand you're reality correctly, obama took absolute control over the country, is the individual who enforces or doesn't enforce all laws, single handedly controls all aspects of government, and has stopped all future elections?
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 8:12 pm
ugh, that's a bad a***ogy.
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 8:12 pm
since he didn't actually participate in the break in
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 8:11 pm
who controls the attorney general's office? Who controls the FBI, DHS, CIA, all the other military oriented agencies (and the IRS too) If what you are saying has any semblance of reality, then Nixon shouldn't have had any problems with watergate,
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 8:08 pm
a very large number of armored vehicles. What does the DHS charter say? Why would they need a billion rounds of ammo or all those armored vehicles?
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 8:07 pm
Yes, where did I say anything about 2016? If you look at the enhanced NDAA, you will find that he has the authority to declare martial law which would suspend elections and everything else. DHS has already purchased over a billion rounds of ammo and
Renza - August 16, 2013, 8:06 pm
So obama is the one enforcing laws too you say... if hes patrolling out streets then who exactly are these guys in blue or tan uniforms wearing metal badge like objects?
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 8:06 pm
and those are laws passed by congress which he refuses to enforce.
Renza - August 16, 2013, 8:05 pm
so you're saying that obama has absolute power over the country and cannot in any way be opposed... until 2016...? Following that logic, what then pray tell would congress be exactly?
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 8:05 pm
and rules by executive orders which bypass our elected congress (I quoted him above stating he would do that)
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 8:04 pm
obama selectively enforces laws that he supports and refuses to enforce laws that he doesn't agree with (holder is an obama appointee) e.g. Drug laws, border security, etc.
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 8:02 pm
a person exercising absolute power, especially a ruler who has absolute, unrestricted control in a government. There is nothing in the definition that implies or states "obtained power by force"
Renza - August 16, 2013, 8:02 pm
I would like to think you have an education and don't need to be told the difference between an elected official with limited power and a dictator with absolute control. the fact that you're considering news a source of information for that is kinda sad.
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 8:01 pm
what I'm defensive about is belonging to a site where stupidity reigns supreme (i.e. stupid, indefensible statements like yours) And that statement is not the accepted definition of a dictator. The accepted definition is:
Renza - August 16, 2013, 7:58 pm
you sound pretty defensive, I said nothing about bush, just that you were anti obama. as for dictator: Noun; A ruler with total power over a country, typically one who has obtained power by force. that right there would be how its not applicable.
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 7:51 pm
Now back to the original stupid statement you made. How is the term dictator not applicable to obama? Try to stay focused now.
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 7:49 pm
If nothing else, you should learn to pick your battles. At least pick ones that you are knowledgeable in, if there are any and don't use media splatters,comedy channel, or MSNBC for your sources. They suck as bad as fox.
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 7:45 pm
and where did I defend bush? I'm not a conservative, I'm an anti-liberal
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 7:44 pm
The point is that your statement was ignorant and I proved it to you with left wing media pointing it out. Using your "oooo shiney" routine doesn't work here.
Renza - August 16, 2013, 7:38 pm
Just because you're upset that what you consider to be the "other team" is using the rules to their advantage doesn't mean hes a dictator, or even nearing it. You're reaching so far it's like picking up a rock and calling it the moon.
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 7:37 pm
methinks you should do some research outside of left wing blogs and MSNBC edited videos to see the real world with all of its warts
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 7:32 pm
Here's a list of obama signing statements: http://www.coherentbabble.com/listBHOall.htm
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 7:31 pm
(Constitution, Article II, section 3)
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 7:31 pm
intend to ignore it or to implement it only in ways they believe is constitutional. Some critics argue that the proper presidential action is either to veto the legislation (Constitution, Article I, section 7) or to “faithfully execute” the laws (Constit
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 7:31 pm
A “Signing Statement” is a written comment issued by a President at the time of signing legislation. The more controversial statements involve claims by presidents that they believe some part of the legislation is unconstitutional and therefore they
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 7:29 pm
still think it's right wing made up garbage? Did you plan on doing research or just using media splatters for your illegitimate talking points?
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 7:28 pm
“I have to figure out what I can do outside of Congress through executive actions,” Obama told the Congressional Black Caucus earlier this month, according to Rep. Karen Bass (D-Calif.)
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 7:27 pm
How about a left wing site: http://www.politico.com/story/2013/07/obamas-no-congress-strategy-94947.html
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 7:24 pm
New York Times: "the administration has delayed until 2015 a significant consumer protection in the law that limits how much people may have to spend on their own health care" Implementation date is included in the bill.
Renza - August 16, 2013, 7:04 pm
How about the fact that everything you just said is completely made up garbage by people like the friendly neighborhood broadcasters at fox news. Presidents don't have line veto and they cant actually create and implement laws. seriously man, google ftw
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 6:15 pm
so tell me, renza, what part of dictator does not apply to obama?
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 6:04 pm
The original copy of the constitution is on a cardboard tube in the white house bathroom.
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 6:01 pm
what parts of bills he will enforce and what he will not enforce. He also said that he didn't need congress, but would use executive orders to do whatever he wants to do.
StoneTools - August 16, 2013, 5:58 pm
You should really look up what "fast becoming" means ... in no way does it mean that he has arrived at dictatorship, but is nearing it. He has already decided that congress and the constitution are merely impediments to him and he can pick and choose
Renza - August 16, 2013, 5:49 pm
You should really look up what a dictator is stonetools... in no way is anyone in this country anything remotely similar. Some kind of wealthy or corporate oligarchy perhaps. Trying to keep things as they are is basically a conservative thing though.
JGalt - August 15, 2013, 5:28 pm
StoneTools - August 15, 2013, 5:23 pm
really? With Obama fast becoming a dictator, you accuse the conservatives of wanting a monarchy? If the dems of today ran the country back then, we would be still be british subjects.
OTC - August 15, 2013, 5:05 pm
I don't see 'conservative' any where in that poster
crankyhead - August 15, 2013, 2:12 pm
If the founding fathers were conservative, they would have CONSERVEd the status quo, and installed a North American monarchy.

21.1% UNEMPLOYMENT FOR RECENT GRADUATES - I guess if there's no work to drive to, then that'll make you a safer driver.

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY - fire works made in China, Lady Liberty made in France, tears made in the USA


PERFECTIBLE - You didn't build that, Intercontinental Railroad, 57 States, Polish Death Camps, my Muslim faith, Israel is a strong friend of Israel's, Corpseman, Private Sector is fine, ATMs, ah ah uh,

MEET WITH OBAMA AT THE G8 SUMMIT? - Please, I have better things to do with my time than meet with an idiot. How is that Reset working for you now Moonbat?


OHHH- BAAAAAH MAAAAH - Are you still one of the sheeple, or have you started thinking for yourself yet?

' KEEP DRINKING THE KOOL AID " - In 2010 And 2011 Obama Promises Jobs Plan After Getting Back From Vacation In Martha’s Vineyard.

not faux news -

TAGS: libs
Rating: 4.11/5

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Zeitguy - August 10, 2014, 12:49 am
Just for fun one night watch msnbc, CNN and Fox covering the same story about Obama. Then remember that most people only watch one network that they agree with. No wonder no one can agree on anything.
Cyberhagen - August 9, 2014, 6:15 pm
Though that said, a lot of people unfairly conflate the journalism aspects with the editorial aspects: i.e. Bill O'Reilly isn't a journalist nor doe he claim to be, he's an TV editorial column. That line is getting a bit blurrier every day though.
Cyberhagen - August 9, 2014, 6:14 pm
Think he's just pointing out that all the cable news networks are biased, it just depends on which side you lean. Basically it's Fox vs all the rest; they're no "worse" than the others. But true, objective, factual journalism is long dead.
Zeitguy - August 6, 2014, 9:12 am
So you're saying that Fox News is non biased?

LIBERAL TOLERANCE - How DARE you have a view not coinciding with ours, you racist/bigot/fascist/insert nom du jour here.

MICHELLE OBAMA - Hippocrite.

JOB'S PLAN - How many different failed versions are we going to hear before jobs actually are going to be created? Wasn't that what the previous spendulus packages were for- to create shovel ready jobs?

OBAMAISMS - Judges are unelected and the law passed by a democratically elected Congress. How about the EPA, FAA, and other govt entities who make laws by regulation


Obama Has Let In 600,000 Illegals From Dangerous Muslim Nations -


MANUFACTURED CRISES - Americans are getting tired of this nonsense.

Clinton/Abedin 2016 -

OH WELL - Not only do they get to break in and stay but now they get a job and free stuff too

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE - Only liberal wack-jobs would call ordinary people who believe in personal responsibility, controlled spending, balanced budgets,less intrusive government, honesty in government as Tea Party Terrorists

KEYSTONE PIPELINE - AMERICAN SHOVEL READY JOBS! - And Obama waits till 2012 elections are over to decide?

OCCUPY MOVEMENT - It is still greed if you want someone else's wealth without having to work and earn your own source of personal wealth. Just add other factors called LAZINESS and ENTITLEMENT!


TAGS: look it up bibsy
Rating: 1.89/5

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crankyhead - October 18, 2012, 12:11 am
Oh, you're going to pretend you know what I think, are you?
GrouchoMarxist - October 17, 2012, 11:59 pm
Crank thinks bababababaa bamster will creat jobs but can't explain how...
crankyhead - October 17, 2012, 10:28 pm
Yeah, that's it... snowbanks... and Alberta... and a pipeline to China. And for the record, I'm kind of hoping that Romney does win. I mean, if he loses, then there's no reason for me to keep coming here, is there? At least for 3 years. =)
JGalt - October 17, 2012, 9:22 pm
he said he'd get out of the way and not have trickle down government. Admit it crank- you don't want Obama to lose, because if Romney lowers the tax rate on business, all you guys will have left to look at is snowbanks in Canada


HYPOCRISY - It's a DNC thing.

Obama Derp -


OBAMA AND GE - Creating Jobs in China

ANN ROMNEY - Never worked a day in her life. Who's attacking women now?

TAGS: libs
Rating: 4.08/5

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EPIC BOOBS - The biggest pair of boobs in the public eye these days...

TAGS: epic ***bs
Rating: 3.38/5

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Hillary gaff -

TAGS: clinton obama 2016 business jobs
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - October 29, 2014, 5:43 pm
It takes a village

CHANGE - employed to unemployed

8 Years Later...Still Blaming Bush -

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE - you can't fool flies when it comes to political BS.

TAGS: bs
Rating: 4.76/5

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GOVERNMENT MOTORS - Since the bailout of GM, 7 out of 10 vehicles are built outside the U.S. Got Jobs?

TAGS: got jobs
Rating: 4.64/5

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OTC - May 27, 2013, 2:29 pm
Our money well wasted

TED KACZYNSKI - Distinguished Harvard Alumni Class of 1962

GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER - He presided with the wisdom of Solomon. (For you godless libs, that is a Bible reference).

SOCIALISM IN NATURE - Doesn't Work Here Either.

OBAMANOMICS 101 - Works Just As Well As Expected

TAGS: obama fail libs fail stimulus fail libs suck
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GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 12:49 am
Yeah, we all just knew unemployment was going to 5.6% right now.

GET USED TO IT AMERICA - These are the only Green Jobs that are going to result from Obamunism.

UNIONS ARE BEING STARVED - Support Organized Labor

FIGHT FOR CONCEALED CARRY RIGHTS - Because when seconds count the Police are only minutes away...

CNN's Alisyn Camerota on Hijabs -

TAGS: alisyn camerota cnn hijabs dumbass
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Pushkin - December 11, 2016, 11:51 am
After her show of solidarity Camerota should be stoned to death for her disobedience to men and the Quran.
WaambulanceDriver - December 1, 2016, 1:16 pm
Americans should wear tight fitting tinfoil hats to show solidarity with Democrats

AN OBAMA "JOBS" GURU - Warren Buffet buys a 6.25% stake in Bank of America - and Viola! - B of A announces 30,000 jobs to be eliminated.


TAGS: foreign aid arabs
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - October 15, 2012, 10:15 pm
Thank You. : )
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 4:46 pm

excellent. 5L
funnyguy88 - October 15, 2012, 4:43 pm
NICE creation! I love it.

OBAMA 2012 - If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

SCUSE ME A MINUTE - While I wipe some BS from my mouth!

TAGS: bs
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 17, 2012, 1:56 pm
When he was a little boy his commie grandmother would do that for him...maybe it was his commie granddad...or his commie mom...or his commie dad...you know? they guy that got drunk and died in a car accident? Good stock he comes from huh?
funnyguy88 - October 17, 2012, 10:10 am
that's clever, nice job !

DEMOCRATIC PRIORITIES - Deflect and distract. Its what Dems do...

Christmas season around the corner -


PIPE DREAMS - vs reality

PROGRESS! - Zero net jobs added in August 2011, for the first time since WWII.

obamacare website launch -

FOOLING THE PEOPLE - its the Arabs' & the tsunami's fault the market fell yesterday

If raising the minimum wage will bring 16M people out of poverty -

TAGS: political hype minimum wage entry level jobs not meant for careers
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guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 1:34 pm
crankylogic: When it doubt, make it up, hope it sticks and pray nobody notices.
guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 1:32 pm
OTC, I would waste my time explaining it to him. You'll just dizzy from all the spinning. When cranky can't do that, he uses diversion and distraction - which is the liberal mantra
OTC - May 11, 2014, 1:28 pm
You must be right because I don't see anything referencing him until his comment
guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 1:21 pm
OTC, he was talking about the voices in his head.
OTC - May 11, 2014, 1:19 pm
Who was talking about you in this thread?
crankyhead - May 11, 2014, 10:39 am
No sir, I was not. Just a sabbatical. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2014, 3:03 am

Hey Cranky, long time no see. There are probably a few changes you'll notice. Were you in prison?
fauxnews - May 11, 2014, 1:58 am
That's the understatement of the year..haha...Welcome back man! Place isn't the same without you. Cheers!! :-)
crankyhead - May 11, 2014, 12:26 am
I haven't been here in like 8 months, and he's still talking about me... unbelievable. You think maybe he misses me?
fauxnews - May 10, 2014, 12:34 am
Wazzzup! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsJLhRGPv-M
OTC - May 10, 2014, 12:29 am
'Manners101' LOL Pot, meet Kettle
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 10:14 pm
Yeah... that's it... poke the bear...lol
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:58 pm
as I stated earlier, I don't report people
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:56 pm
but it was so much fun and I'm worried about him
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2014, 9:54 pm

Sop it, both of you. If there have been rude pm's they should be reported. No more passive aggressive comments about peoples mental states or education levels. ~FIN~
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:52 pm
good for you, now go get a glass of warm milk and lay down. You might finally get a good night's sleep and you will feel less angry tomorrow. The hallucinations will probably stop by then too.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 9:51 pm
Emphasis on the words “used to.” You almost forgot.That’s the best part X-D…P.S. Thank you at least having the dignity to admit your personal vendetta prior to your arrival here. With that post "now there really isn’t anything left to say."lol Cheers
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:48 pm
I hope you don't have any guns nearby. You really don't want to hurt anyone, so just breathe in and breathe out, everything is going to work itself out, but you have to be calm.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:46 pm
be ok.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:46 pm
as I said, your anger can be controlled, but only if you seek help in getting it under control. It's ok, nobody is out to get you, there aren't any ghosts or monsters under your bed, and nobody is following you around. Just calm down and everything will
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 9:36 pm
TRANSLATION (EmmaRoydes[lol]): I'm projecting http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=kd304o&s=8#.U2wxDl54_dk X-D
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 9:35 pm
I struck a nerve it seems. *tsk* tsk* Temper. Temper, now. *wags my finger parentally* X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:26 pm
I just hope I'm not bruising your apparently already bruised ego by trying to help you, but I'm really sincere about doing it. I want you to understand that you don't have to be angry all the time, it's ok to be happy and social some times.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:18 pm
I don't feel any bitterness towards you, I just feel sorry for you. It's the same way I feel about homeless people on the streets, and I try to help them as well.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:17 pm
It's your meds probably. I think that you could go back to your psych and get your meds adjusted. I'm pretty sure you'll even feel better about yourself afterwards.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:16 pm
reporting people is not my style. From talking to some people who used to use this site, though, I know it is your style.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 9:15 pm
No,I get what you're ‘trying’ to say. I just see through it and see through you.You're doing this in the service of bitterness you have against me that obviously existed long before u joined here.You and I both know Im right.What more is there to say?LOL
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:15 pm
And that is a sincere offer. I really do want to help you. I know it's hard to admit when you need help, but at least I'm offering it.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 9:14 pm
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:14 pm
I really wish that I could get through to you. I feel bad that I can't get things down to your level so that you can understand, I offered to get my comments translated if you would let me know what your native language is, but you haven't responded yet.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 9:13 pm
Or if you really think I wronged u in some make-believe harassing PM,you could follow our mod's original recommendation to you and use the report b***on.But of course you wont do that since you and I both know I did nothin wrong.So,it's actually YOUR call
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 8:54 pm
That's totally your call. I'm not here to provoke or argue with anyone.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 8:52 pm
Well, I thought it was going to get civil. My mistake. I can post the pm you sent to refresh your memory if you would like.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 7:28 pm
It's simple,"Emma"(lol).If u want to accuse me of something, then do it in private with the mods. You're not going to get me in trouble, no matter how hard you try,with false accusations in public about PMing you trash and socking as "Crankyhead." So stop
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 7:21 pm
You project,"Emma."(lol) I havent posted any"sock accusations"about u.But u have about me,and lie about it(contradicted by your own words) Yet you pontificate about peace on this site as if you're a long-time member yet claim to be"new."Make up your mind
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 7:07 pm
Just remember that works both ways. I look forward to being able to post comments and make posters without wondering when you will post your sock puppet accusations. Maybe this site has a chance to have some civility after all.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 6:39 pm
Glad to hear it.Moving forward,make a effort to be civil with me,OK?You shouldnt be SO preoccupied w/me,trying to provoke me into arguments.I could care less about who u really are.I get along great w/everyone here.Its your choice if u dont want to.Cheers
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 6:08 pm
OK, we'll leave it at that. Have a wonderful day.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:53 pm
You making a fool of yourself doesn't embarrass me. But hey, you hold onto that, kid, if that makes you feel better.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:51 pm
It's not wit, I am geniunely interested in helping you understand. I'm sorry if I embarrassed you, it wasn't my intent.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:50 pm
I'll see if I can get it down a couple of grades lower for you. Think that might help?
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:50 pm
If you look at this one: http://www.politifake.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=9728#p138512, I attempted to explain it to you. Apparently I didn't drop it down to a grade level that you would understand and I apologize for that. Let me think about it and
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:49 pm
*yawn* Leave wit to the professionals. No one is buying it, the least of all, you. Take a deep breath...and count to 10. This conservation is over...and so are you..."Emma."(lol)
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:47 pm
http://www.politifake.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=9728#p138509 FTW --->(You accused me of being "AuntieConservative" and "Crankyhead")
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:46 pm
Don't take that as an insult, because it's not meant to be one, I just want to help you.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:45 pm
just so that I know how to respond to you in the future, just what is your native language? The reason I ask is that you appear to have problems with comprehending english, so I just wanted to try to make it easier for you.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:45 pm
If a "bear" craps in the woods ... And there's nobody there to smell it, does it still stink as bad as your BS? X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:44 pm
Show me where I accused you of being anyone other than fauxnews(lol). You really need to read posting and, at the very least, try to understand the language.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:42 pm
Oh,no.Glad to hear you admit that you dont think that,"Emma."(lol) You also accused me of being "Crankyhead,"just like "Arnnatz"did. Im a'ssuming you take that back as well now.Wish 'he' would've figured that out before running from here like a coward X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:42 pm
Let me enlighten you on the english language. Take the words "bear" and "bare". I could say bear sounds like bare. Now is that saying that bare and bear are the same words?
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:41 pm
But glad to hear you admit that you don't think that,"Emma."(lol) You also accused me of being "Crankyhead," just like "Arnnatz" did. Im a**uming you take that back as well now.Wish 'he' would've figured that out before running from here like a coward X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:39 pm
I take it that's a "No, I misread/misunderstood what you typed. Sorry, Emma"?
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:37 pm
You're a terrible liar. X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:35 pm
A little defensive fauxnews(lol)? Can you show me where I said you were socking as ronaldreagan? Or is this another of your hallucinations?
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:24 pm
Oh,dont drag me into your feuds with others,"Emma."(lol)Like I said before,if you have a problem w/ me,report me.If you think I'm socking as "RonaldReagan" then be a grownup about it and PM a mod,instead of whining about it here like a child in public X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 4:36 pm
act civil, but expect the same in return instead of you sounding like fauxnews(lol)
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 4:35 pm
I'll admit that my first response to you was probably out of line and could have been more civil in the wording, but your responses have been anything but adult. It's also not your place to tell me I can't respond to your silly nonsense. I am willing
RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 4:15 pm
It's not your place to tell me "to go to some other site" if I don't care for your snide remarks toward me.You are not in charge here.But if you persist in your uncivility towards me then I will report you to those who 'are' in charge.Manners 101.Learn it
RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 4:10 pm
Go ahead. No one's stopping you,child. But I prefer you don't speak to me. What part of "I wasn't talk to you" did you not understand? The guidelines here speak of "civility." You are being anything but. So leave me alone. Find someone else to stalk
RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 4:08 pm
Funny. Once again I don't remember asking you for your opinion but since we are you the subject...I know what you are trying to saying. You just happen to be wrong. Again with the snide comment. That's children for you.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 3:56 pm
I'll comment on any comment or poster that I want to. You don't like it, go to some other site.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 3:54 pm
amounts to the same thing? Voting down as voting in favor of, in your opinion, is the same thing? Wow, you failed logic 101, lib.
RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 3:39 pm
Apparently you failed Politics 101, lib. They go through the trouble of voting down a raise for hardworking Americans. You bet they can pass a law not giving themselves more of our tax money. Keep your snide remarks to yourself.Wasn't talking to you,child
RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 3:38 pm
Amounts to the same bawd-d***ed thing. That's b s.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 3:29 pm
They have to vote to not give themselves a raise.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 3:22 pm
No they don't. Fact fail. Congress does nothing and receives its raises automatically.
RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 3:08 pm
Congress votes every year to give itself a raise. Bunk.
OTC - February 24, 2014, 12:52 pm
I'm sure Obama will draw a red line to put a stop to that
Ron2 - February 24, 2014, 5:35 am
no it means 16 million people will find a new loophole to jump through to continue to collect. A method again, proven time and time again.

CHEVROLET EQUINOX - bailed out by the American Taxpayer built in Canada driven by labor secretary, Hilda Solis

ECONOMIC GROWTH - President Reagan understood it. President Downgrade, not so much.



Liberals -

TAGS: not jobs
Rating: 4.75/5

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STEVE JOBS PASSES AWAY AT AGE 56 - Innovator Entrepreneur Job Creator

AND THEY CALL US RACISTS - The Democratic National Convention 2012

TAGS: racist 2012 dnc libs
Rating: 4.56/5

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SethMythrax - September 7, 2012, 1:57 am
I dont see nothin racist about that but it is mighty white of you to point it out, hahahahaha......
terroraustralis - September 6, 2012, 9:43 pm
opposite day is fun! much more fun than nonsense day. i dont know why republicans have nonsense day every single day of the week...
terroraustralis - September 6, 2012, 9:42 pm
vbattaile - September 6, 2012, 9:12 pm
Democrats are the Party of Hate

PELOSI PARTY PLANE - When will Congress end the Pelosi Ethanol subsidy?

DESPERATE LIBERAL DISTORTION - I did not know that supporting the concept of marriage as being defined as traditionally between a man and a woman meant all these additional things. Yes liberals are that desperate to distort.



TAGS: no jobs
Rating: 4.06/5

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VOTER INTIMIDATION - If these men with the clubs threatening Philly voters were KKK instead of New Black Panthers, you think Eric Holder would have dropped the case? Lady justice is no longer blind.


TAGS: looking at you bibsy
Rating: 3.79/5

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crankyhead - January 11, 2013, 3:05 pm
Citation for what?
foxrecon19d - January 10, 2013, 12:18 am
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 8:02 pm
Anyone click this link?
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 8:01 pm
Anyone click this link?
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 8:01 pm
You must have had your head firmly up your a** for 8 years of Bush and now you get your panties in a bunch
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 4:48 pm

@WTFO, You might agree with Groucho's point. But do you agree with calling other members "scum"?
crankyhead - October 15, 2012, 4:36 pm
As opposed to how disgusting some of the folks on the right are? *cough cough kenya cough cough*
WTFO - October 15, 2012, 1:56 am
I agree with groucho on this one. The fact that the left routinely ate this up with Bush and cry now when it happens to Obama shows how disgusting the some on the left truly are.
Embalmer - October 14, 2012, 9:10 pm
You spell it HYPOCRITE.
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 6:28 pm
The left called this Political speech...
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 6:26 pm
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 6:22 pm
I have a problem with both of them.. That the left did that for eight years and scum like you said nothing reveals the hypocrisy... To date.. I've never seen Obama depicted that way.
thatmfguy - October 14, 2012, 6:17 pm
What if I like them both???


L.A.L LAUGH AT LIBERALS - If you can't laugh with them.... Laugh at them, either way YOU get a laugh! LAL!...It's the new L.O.L!!

SUDDENLY - Democrats are concerned about a black candidate with no resume or experience

Boobs -

TAGS: ***bs obama bush
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Curlyrocks - September 12, 2014, 9:59 pm
5L Cthulthu, predictable but still funny.

TECHNOLOGY - Is eliminating jobs. We should stop it immediately. J/K

MAKE NO MISTAKE - We are headed in the right direction.. We're not headed there fast enough for a lot Americans. We're not headed there fast enough for me either.

LIBERAL WHACKJOBS - Congenital or learned behavior? Not real sure.

REPUBLICANS - Over 350 republican filibusters since Obama came into office. Clearly not obstructionists.

TAGS: republicans are hypocrite obstructionists
Rating: 1.92/5

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Renza - April 10, 2013, 1:16 pm
he does. daily show ftw.
thatmfguy - April 9, 2013, 8:59 pm
I agree with the last one. Oh, and Mitch McConnell looks like a turtle.
Renza - March 6, 2013, 10:25 pm
Yeah, I think the current number is just about up to 400
PapaFox - March 6, 2013, 8:29 pm
That many? Jaysus, those guys are more useless than I realized.

THE OBAMA RECORD - More angry speeches, fewer jobs created. Kinda like 1940's Germany...

TOTUS - probably has a better job plan than POTUS.

Billionaire Russian Mobster to Hold Fundraiser for Hillary -

" NOW MORE IDLE MEN AND WOMEN THAN AT ANY TIME SINCE THE GREAT DEPRESSION" - Half of the new jobs created are in temporary help agencies.Today, over 14 million people are unemployed.

CBS NEWS - that's right Ron, you get 5 seconds to answer each question

STOPPING THE ENERGY FREEZE= - more jobs = more people paying income tax = more revenue = less deficit. Government math for dummies.

WESTSTAR PRECISION - we outsource jobs it makes Obama happy